Sunday, September 23, 2012

"21 COLLECTED NIGERIAN POSTS."

Spiritual, inspiring, provocative, humorous and encompassing. I present to you:

"21 COLLECTED NIGERIAN POSTS."  

You will definitely learn a thing or two from this collection.


1 talks about how to overcome fear. 2 says you should not be lazy. 7 says opportunity will come, but be prepared. I don't have a word for 8. Point number 9 says- be benevolent! Men have responsibilities- that's point 11. Please don't read 15, someone said it's provocative; the person's response follows immediately. You will find SHIPS and KIDNAPPERS in 16 and 17 respectively. Read 20 if you desire a happy home.

Please drop your comment or suggestion at the end.


1. The first step in the deliverance from fear is to have the right kind of fear: The fear of the Lord. That is why Solomon wrote in Proverbs 2:1-5. Get only the Fear of the Lord.

2. Are you young? Engage your hands in something profitable and don't be idle. Only ensure that it is something legitimate and God-glorifying. Don't fold your hands! If there is no job, you can create one for yourself. Ask God for inspiration. If you will not work until you get your dream job, you are very lazy and operating outside of faith. But if you excel in little jobs, they will pave way for the dream job to come.

3. There are TWO ways to being Successful; one is to figure out what you are PASSIONATE about & the second is to DO IT. What you are passionate about will always DRIVE you.

4. Teacher Asked:- What's A Baby Lizard Called?? Akpos Answered:- Lizzy Baby.

5. Fake friends reveal themselves during your time of victory and defeat. The clue? They're silent. They will not congratulate or comfort you.

6. You don't force respect out of people; that's rape. You earn respect.

7. Without realizing it, every human being walking the face of this earth, is not looking for a house, a car, plenty money or in some cases, many girls. What we are really looking for are opportunities. The problem now is when we find them, are we prepared to seize them, use them or even recognize them? The moral of this story: Study, prepare and be ready, the opportunity will come.

8. My dear brothers please don't play with a woman’s heart. She only has one. Play with her boobs, she has two. Thanks for your co-operation.

9. Don't feel bad if people remember you only when they need something. Feel privileged that you are like a candle light that comes to their mind when there is darkness. Be a blessing this month.

10. Bringing people down will never take you up. He who digs a pit doesn't fall into it. He's actually in it.

11. If you can't afford her bills, say so. Don't turn around and say she is materialistic. Women have needs, men have responsibilities. Live up to it.

12. The most expensive liquid is TEARS because it contains 1% of water and 99% of feelings.... Please think twice before you hurt someone.

13. Everyone wants to be part of a "Success Story" but not part of a “Misery Story.“ They forget that the misery story formed the foundation of the "Success Story." Things are getting better!

14. When things are at their worst, keep on going, this means they can only get better from here.

15. Dear girls: If you have slept with over 10 guys, seriously, you have lost the exclusive right to call your "p***y" a private part. It now belongs to your local government.
RESPONSE: ... that's funny. But why do we label girls that have a high affinity for men but celebrate guys that womanise? I think both sexes are culpable. "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." (1 Corinthians 7:2)

16. SHIPS were designed to take you to places. So if your friendSHIP, relationSHIP, partnerSHIP is not taking you anywhere you should abandon that SHIP and let it sink!

17. Your Ex asking you to be friends after breaking up is like... KIDNAPPERS asking you to keep in touch after letting you go.

18. Sleeping with the richest guys won't make you rich & life is more than Bold5, colour blocks & taking pictures in hotels and eateries... work hard and stay classy.

19. You will always find someone who can jump higher, run faster, go farther, dig deeper, talk smarter, think bigger than you. What you should concentrate on is this: in anything you choose to do, make it difficult for anyone to say that you were not EXCELLENT!!!

20. THERE IS NOTHING AS SWEET AND WONDERFUL AS THE UNION OF TWO SOULS BECOMING ONE.... But because of some factors some of these unions don't see the light of the day. Sometimes I try to analyze some of the causes that hinder long lasting happiness in a once happy home: Communication, lack of understanding, bad friends, family interference, bad advice, lack and poverty, unfaithfulness, keeping secrets, I am the boss attitude and finally disrespect of one another. If only we can work on these ills, am sure we will not only have a sweet and better home, we'll enjoy absolute peace of mind.

21. The road to Success is not straight...there is a curb called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, red lights called enemies, caution lights called family. You will have flats called job....But if you have a spare called Determination, an Engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith and a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called success!!!



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Compiled by Charles Okoh.

1 comment:

  1. The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them..

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